Take Me Up, Cast Me Away

guerrillatech:

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kenway:

ahegao shirts should be replaced with ones made of old anime livejournal icon collages like this

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reneethecyborg:

thegaymertrainer:

Not lesbians this time but equally funny…

Parent: “Just to make sure I didn’t– I didn’t mishear what you said, what did you say I look like?”

Child: “A douche in that hat.”

Parent: [holding back laughter] “I– you said I look like a douche in this hat?”

Child: “Uh-huh.”

Parent: “A– a douche? You’re saying a douche?”

Child: “Yep.”

Parent: “Adley, what is a douche? What is– what are you talking about?”

Child: “It’s kind of– it’s– it’s kinda like a– a king, or something. He’s a king.”

Parent: “Like a king?”

Child: “Uh-huh.”

Parent: “You’re saying a king? A douche is like a king?”

Child: “Uh-huh.”

[long, bewildered silence]

Parent: “Do you mean a duke?”

Child: “Yep!”

Parent: “Okay. Thank you so much for the compliment, sweetie, um– but it is a duke. Look– look– look– look at me. A duke. Not a douche. Alright?”

Child: “A douche?”

Parent: [laughing] “No, no, not a douche. A duke!”

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turnpikeghosts:

turnpikeghosts:

turnpikeghosts:

saw a sponsored post about knotting. this is the only website

the only website

staff approving this post

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kirvia:

kirvia:

twitter sucks for art because you have a maximum of 48 hours before your art post completely fades out of existence whereas tumblr lets things circulate forever. and also you can read all of the fun lovely things that people leave in the tags that they’d probz be too shy to say in a public reply 

i will always 100% prefer tumblr’s slow accumulation of notes and the wave cycle of popularity on an art post over the years than getting 50k likes in the first 24 hours and 0 likes the next on twitter

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ejacutastic:

it just shipp 🤷‍♂️

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texasdiaz:

may to eddie: fomo means fear of missing out

may sliding a piece of paper that says LGBT across the counter: ……….here is another relevant acronym

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witchycastiel:

it’s our faults for mistaking his omega sensibilities as queerness

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anxietyproblem:

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elytrians:

big fan of platonic expressions of devotion actually. yeah we’re best friends of course i’d find you and hang out with you in every universe.

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valen-dreth:

no one in spidaman has a new york accent i have to take it upon myself to constantly call him spidaman. peta paka

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